Funny pick up lines

• • Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

• • Girl, your so hot my zipper is falling for you!

• • Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

• • I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can’t get some love, I’d like to get a piece.

• • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

• • We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.

• • Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

• • So we’re friends now, when do the benefits kick in?

• • Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

• • I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?

• • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

• • Keep calm and take your pants off.

• • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Great selection of Funny pick up lines

• • If your feeling down, can I feel you up?

• • I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

• • Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

• • Girl, I’d fake blindness just to touch you inappropriately.

• • If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

• • Smile if you want to sleep with me.

• • Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!

• • You see that door over there? Let’s go out.

• • If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

• • I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!

• • I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

• • I’m hot, can I take your pants off.

• • If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.

• • There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

• • I find your lack of nudity disturbing.

• • Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

• • Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

• • Hi, Can I domesticate you?

• • Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

• • Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

• • Hey, my name’s [insert your name here] and I can disappoint you in ways you’ve never imagined.

• • I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.

• • I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

• • If I’m a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.

• • Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

• • Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.

• • Just say yes now and I won’t have to spike your drink.

• • My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

• • You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

• • Hey let’s play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you.

• • Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

• • I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

• • Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.

• • How about I teach you about firefighting by letting you slide down my pole.

• • Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!

• • Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

• • Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

• • Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!

• • You’re the only girl I love now.. but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you ‘Mommy.’

• • Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

• • I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!

• • I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.

• • I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

• • My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

• • Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

• • I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

• • You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

• • Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.

• • Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

• • I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

• • Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

• • Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.

• • Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.

• • My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

• • Go between two black girls and say “Let’s make an Orio!”

• • Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

• • For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

• • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

• • Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.

• • You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.

• • Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!

• • You look so familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

• • Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

Many more Funny pick up lines

• • I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen.

• • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

• • You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

• • You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!

• • Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

• • I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

• • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

• • You make me wish I weren’t gay!

• • Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope!

• • Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

• • If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

• • Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

• • You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

• • Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

• • Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and… damn!

• • With great penis, comes great responsibility.

• • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

• • Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

• • There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

• • Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

• • With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!

• • I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

• • Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

• • Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

• • You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

• • You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

• • There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

• • Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

• • What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

• • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

• • Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

• • Save water, shower with a friend!

• • If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

• • Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.

• • If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

• • Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

• • Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.

• • Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

• • If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

• • If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.

• • You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.

• • You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

• • I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

• • Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.

• • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

• • Put down that cupake… you’re sweet enough already.

• • When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

• • I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

• • Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

• • Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?

• • I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

• • I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

• • Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

• • You may be asked to leave soon, you’re making all the other women look bad.

• • Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.

• • Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.

• • Hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Shazaam!”

• • Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?

• • Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

• • If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

• • Are you African? Because you’re a frican babe.

• • There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

• • Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

• • Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

• • Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.

• • I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

• • No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

• • Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

• • Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.

• • If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

• • Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.

• • If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

• • I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

• • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

• • You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

• • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

• • How was heaven when you left it?

• • Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

• • Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

• • Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!

• • Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

• • You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

• • Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

• • There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

• • Hey. somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

• • I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!

• • Is your name “swiffer”? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet.

• • You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

Milestone with half of the funny pick up lines.

Wow, you’ve come through half of the funny pick up lines. Imagine that this is a marathon. You have reached a milestone. take a break, stretch your legs, take a walk or make a cup of coffee. As previously written, this list is the biggest we have with pickup lines. If you can’t read anymore, then it is also ok. You can just continue tomorrow.

• • You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment. Want to help prove him wrong?

• • Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!

• • Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” (What?) “This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.

• • Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

• • Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

• • If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

• • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

• • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

• • Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.

• • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

• • Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

• • So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

• • Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!

• • Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

• • You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’m cute.

• • The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

• • Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.

• • (As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!

• • If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

• • If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.

• • I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?

• • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

• • Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.

• • Are you Willy Wonka’s daughter, ‘cuz you look sweet and delicious.

• • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

• • I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

• • Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?

• • I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

• • I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

• • If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

• • I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

• • Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

• • Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!3

• • If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

• • My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

• • Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?

• • What time do you have to be back in heaven?

• • Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

• • [Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

• • You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.

• • Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

• • I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

• • Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

• • I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

• • What’s on the menu? Me-n-U.

• • Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!

• • Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.

• • I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

• • You’re like pizza. Even when you are bad, you’re good.

• • Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

• • You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

• • My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t. I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!

• • Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.

• • How come you’re not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that’s where angels belonged.

• • If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

• • I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.

• • Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!

• • Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.

• • Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

• • Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you’re a-Dora-ble!

• • If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!

• • People call me John, but you can call me tonight.

• • My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

• • I don’t know if you’re beautiful, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.

• • You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

• • You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart.

• • Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

• • Be unique and different, say yes.

• • Are you a magician? Because Abraca-DAYUM!

• • I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents… do you want to be my dime?

• • [Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”

• • Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

• • You’re so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you’d poop out toast!

• • (Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.

• • They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get your number?

• • You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.

• • My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

• • Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.

• • You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.

• • You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

• • I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!

• • If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath!

• • Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!

• • Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.

• • You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you’re the bomb.

• • You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

• • Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

• • When God made you, he was showing off.

• • Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.

• • Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

• • Is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re “mmmm… good!”

• • I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

• • Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

• • Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

• • You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

• • Let’s make like a fabric softener and ‘Snuggle.

• • Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

• • How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).

• • If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the sky in the palm of my hand.

• • I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.

• • Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it.

• • Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get “love” and “lust” mixed up.

• • Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

• • (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

• • Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?…Why?] Because I need your name and number.

• • Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

• • When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

• • This time next year let’s be laughing together.

• • Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?

• • Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

• • On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

• • Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.

• • Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.

• • Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!

• • Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact from you.

• • I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

• • Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot ‘n Ready.

• • I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.

• • Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.

• • Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

• • I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.

• • I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

• • Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.

• • Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

• • Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

• • I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

• • Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

• • I sneezed because God blessed me with you.

• • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

• • I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

• • I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

• • Is it hot in here or is it just you?

• • If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

• • Were your parents Greek Gods, ’cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

• • Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.

• • Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!

• • So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

• • What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

• • Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.

• • Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

• • I blame you for global warming, your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!

• • What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!

• • Wow! Are those real?

• • You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

• • You are the reason men fall in love.

• • You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

• • You better call Life Alert, ’cause I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.

• • You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

• • If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.

• • You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.

• • You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

• • Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!

• • Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

• • You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

• • You should be someone’s wife.

• • You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.

• • I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

• • Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

• • Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

• • Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

• • Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!

• • You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

• • Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

• • Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

• • Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.

• • You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

• • Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

• • Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

• • Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

• • How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.

• • I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!

• • Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

• • You’re hotter than Papa Bear’s porridge.

• • I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

• • If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.

• • Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!

• • You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.

• • (Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!

• • Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

• • This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.

• • I can’t believe I’ve been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find ‘The One’, all I have time to say is “good bye”.

• • If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery…I would chose winning the lottery…but it would be close…real close.

• • If we shared a garden, I’d put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)

• • I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.

• • Here’s the key to my house, my car… and my heart.

• • Do you have any sunscreen? ‘Cause you are burning me up!

• • Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.

• • If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.

• • Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

• • See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.

• • You’re hotter than donut grease.

• • Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.

• • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

The last 25 Funny pick up lines

• • If you were a steak you would be well done.

• • Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.

• • If you could put a price tag on beauty you’d be worth more than Fort Knox.

• • I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.

• • It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.

• • I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

• • Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

• • Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.

• • Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

• • Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?

• • On The Phone
    She/He says: “Hold on”
    You Say: “Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.”

• • Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] ‘Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!

• • Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

• • You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

• • Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!

• • Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.

• • When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

• • You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

• • It’s a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.

• • I’m lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

• • If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

• • Is your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.

• • Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

• • Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

• • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!