Great pick up lines

• • Can I tie your shoe? Because I can’t have you fall for anyone else.

• • I hate to see you go, I love to watch you leave.

• • You are everything I never knew I always wanted.

• • Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

• • You know how they say we only use ten percent of our brains? I think we only use ten percent of our hearts.

• • Are you Google? Because I’ve just found what I’ve been searching for.

• • I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

• • I hear voices, too. Voices that say, ‘If you don’t kiss her soon, you’re a chump.

• • Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

• • Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

• • If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

• • See, I’ve got this little problem. I’ve got a stalker… I need a cover. I need for you to pretend we’re having a scintillating conversation, and you are wildly entertained.

• • Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

• • Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.

• • Your hat has sequins.

• • Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

More Great pick up lines

• • I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.

• • I don’t know how to put this, but… I’m kind of a big deal.

• • You know… when you blow out the match… that’s an invitation to kiss you?

• • I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?

• • Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

• • Can you keep a secret? I’m trying to organize a prison break. I’m looking for, like, an accomplice. We’d have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or are you out?

• • Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

• • When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?

• • I want you. I want all of you. Forever. You and me. Every day.

• • You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

• • You look like trash, may I take you out?

• • Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

• • You make me wish I weren’t gay!

• • You were hoping to get a goodnight kiss?” “I was hoping to get goodnight laid.

• • Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: “Smile if you want to have sex with me.” Watch her smile!

• • You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

• • Why don’t you come up sometime and see me?

• • You make me want to be a better man.

• • What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.

• • You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

• • What is long and hard, and right behind you?

• • I have crossed oceans of time to find you.

• • Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

• • When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

• • Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.

• • Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.

• • There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!

• • Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?

• • We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.

• • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

• • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

• • Now what’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

• • Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.

• • Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?

• • If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

• • If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

• • Marry me, and I’ll never look at any other horse.

• • I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

• • I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.

• • You know, it’s dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section – because you could melt all this stuff.

• • Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.

• • I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

• • I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

• • Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?

• • Your eyes are amazing, you know that? You should never shut them, even at night.

• • Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

• • I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

• • If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

• • Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

• • You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

Huge selection Great pick up lines

• • Hey baby are you a broom? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet!

• • I love you. You complete me.

• • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

• • Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

• • What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.

• • People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!

• • Your eyes are like a sunset, They’re Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.

• • Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?

• • I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.

• • I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.

• • Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

• • You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

• • Are you a light switch? ‘Cause you turn me on!

• • It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!

• • If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

• • If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.

• • Will you marry me for just one night?

• • I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.

• • It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.

• • Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

• • With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!

• • Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

• • On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

• • Were do you hide your wings?

• • What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

• • What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

• • Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

• • I don’t bite, you know… unless it’s called for.

• • Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

• • See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

• • Save water, shower with a friend!

• • I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.

• • Swoon – I’ll catch you.

• • My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

• • Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

• • If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.

• • It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

• • I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.

• • Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!

• • How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?

• • You’re so hot you must’ve started global warming.

• • You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

• • I don’t know how I’ll ever get to class on time when it’s so easy to get lost in your eyes.

• • If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

• • I didn’t know angels were allowed on campus.

• • I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

• • I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!

• • Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?

• • Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!

• • You are so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business.

• • You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.

• • I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!

• • I know I don’t have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.

• • You know, beautiful is my favorite color. (girl) that’s not a color.(boy) its the color of your eyes.

• • Do you have a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I could see myself in your pants.

• • Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

• • Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

• • Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.

• • I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!

• • I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

• • I think you’re suffering from a lack on vitamin me.

• • I’ve had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would smile for me and make my day?

• • If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn’t equal my love for you.

• • They say not to judge a book by it’s cover but I don’t even know you and I’m checking you out.

• • Wanna get some coffee, Because I like you a Latte

• • You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!

• • So, do you have a new years resolution, I’m looking at mine right now.

• • Summer’s over, because you’re about to fall for me.

• • Are you a crayon? Cause you bring color to my life.

• • Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

• • Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

• • Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

• • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

• • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.