Hilarious pick up lines

• • Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?

• • For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

• • Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.

• • Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?

• • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

• • Were you a square in a past life ’cause you have all the right angles.

• • Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

• • You give me caterpillars, which we all know turn into butterflies, I just don’t know you well enough yet.

• • Do you do Karate, cause YOUR BODY’S KICKINNN!

• • Has anyone ever told you I’ve got beautiful eyes?

• • Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

• • If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

• • They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

• • Is your dad retarded? Cuz you are special.

• • If I asked you to sleep with me would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

• • Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

• • Even If there wasn’t gravity on earth, I would still fall for you.

More Hilarious pick up lines

• • If said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

• • Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

• • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

• • Hey, you want to go halfsies with me on a baby?

• • I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

• • Hi, I’m Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?

• • That shirt is very becoming on you, if I was on you I’d be cumming too.

• • You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.

• • Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

• • I’d like to be your derivative. So I can lie tangent to those curves.

• • Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

• • I like bricks, you like sand, Why don’t we build a relationship?

• • I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

• • Is your name wifi? Cuz im feeling a connection.

• • Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

• • Do you have any raisins? How about a date?

• • There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

• • I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

• • I’m horrible at pickup lines. If I buy you a drink, will you help me work one out?

• • Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

• • You’re too hot. You should chill with me.

• • Do you want to play carpenter? First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.

• • Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?

• • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?

• • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

• • You shouldn’t wear makeup. Its messing with perfection!

• • Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle!

• • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

• • Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

Great selection Hilarious pick up lines

• • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

• • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

• • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

• • Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

• • Is it hot in here or is it just you?

• • There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

• • You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

• • I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

• • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

• • Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

• • See these keys? I wish I had one for your heart!

• • I just got off my mission, and I’m looking for my next companion.

• • I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

• • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

• • Hi there, are you drunk enough to lower your standards yet or should I come back later?

• • Did you fart? As you just blew me away!

• • Is your name Virtue? Because you’ve been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.

• • I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

• • Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

• • Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

• • Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

• • I have been struggling with loneliness. Would you mind meeting me to pray about it?

• • Is your name Virtue? Because you’ve been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.

• • Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

• • I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

• • You seem familiar. Did we meet in the pre-existence?

• • Hey baby, those shoes look like they hurt. I’m sure you would feel better on your knees.

• • I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

• • Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

• • Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

The last 15 Hilarious pick up lines

• • You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

• • I just soiled my pants. Can I get in yours?

• • Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

• • You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

• • If we were Transformers, you would be a Hottiebot and your name would be Optimus Fine.

• • Is it hot in here or is it just you?

• • You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.

• • Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

• • Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

• • I’m not sure what quidditch position you play, but I bet you’re a keeper.

• • Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

• • My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

• • I’m not going to ask for your phone number cause I know you’d say ‘no,’ so can I have your e-mail address?

• • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

• • I bet you dinner that you won’t go out to dinner with me.