Lame pick up lines

• • Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

• • Stand still so I can pick you up!

• • You make me wish I weren’t gay!

• • Does your dad own a dairy company, ’cause you’ve got a nice set of jugs.

• • What size shoe you wear babygirl? I’m gonna guess size sexy!

• • Are you looking for a shallow relationship?

• • Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y’all!

• • Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!

• • If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.

• • Do you come with coffee and cream, cuz ur my sugar!

• • I hope you like coffee…because I always have Folgers in my Cup.

• • I have only three months to live.

• • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

• • If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?

• • You’re so hot you must’ve started global warming.

• • Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

• • If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!

More Lame pick up lines

• • Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

• • Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

• • Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?

• • Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!

• • Do you want to see something swell?

• • Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

• • Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!

• • I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?

• • You’re more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.

• • You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.

• • Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

• • How much? To buy your heart baby.

• • Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

• • There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!

• • What’s a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?

• • Do you have a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I could see myself in your pants.

• • I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk.

• • Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

• • I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.

• • Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?

• • You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.

• • If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

• • I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

• • Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you’re the bomb!

• • My friend and I have a bet that you won’t take off you blouse in a public place.

• • Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

• • Is your dad a lumber jack because every time I look at you i get a wood in my pants.

• • Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?

• • Pardon me, are you in heat?!

• • Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!

• • So, you’re a girl huh?

• • Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!

• • Does your left eye hurt? Because you been looking right all day.

• • I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.

• • Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.

• • Lemme borrow that number gurl.

• • Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.

• • Don’t you work at Hooters?

• • I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

• • If women were trophies, you’d be first place!

• • If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.

• • Can you tell me a bedtime story and tuck me in?

• • You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

• • If you weren’t here I’d be the hottest person in this place.

• • Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.

• • If I could rearange the alphabet in a order I would put U and I first.

• • Your eyes are like a sunset, They’re Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.

• • I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.

• • I didn’t believed in heaven, until I saw you.

• • I lost my number can I borrow yours.

• • Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?

• • Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?

• • Is your dad a jewel thief? because you’re a real jem.

• • Theres a party in my pants and your invited.

• • What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.

• • I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?

• • Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!

• • Are you a light switch? ‘Cause you turn me on!

• • Bond – James Bond.

• • I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

• • It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!

• • Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

• • Do you want it in the front or the back?

• • You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

• • Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.

• • Help, somethings wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you.

• • If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.

• • Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kickin!

• • You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Great selection Lame pick up lines

• • If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

• • I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.

• • Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

• • It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.

• • Is it bright out here, or is that just your halo?

• • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

• • Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

• • I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!

• • Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.

• • If I freeze, it’s not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.

• • Baby, I know my chemistry, and you’ve got one significant figure.

• • Girl you got something on your face. oh wait that is just a smudge of cuteness.

• • Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.

• • Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

• • (Gently rub the girl’s back and say) I thought angels had wings.

• • Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

• • You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.

• • Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!

• • I think you’re suffering from a lack on vitamin me.

• • Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!

• • If you were a booger, i’d pick you first.

• • Wanna get some coffee, Because I like you a Latte.

• • You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.

• • I sent an angel to watch over you when your sleeping, the angel came back and said “Angels dont watch other angels.”

• • If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn’t equal my love for you.

• • Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.

• • I must be Richard Gere because you are the Pretty Woman.

• • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

• • Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.

• • I’m a great cook. What kind of food do you like?

• • Summer’s over, because you’re about to fall for me.

• • Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.

• • You’re the cutest zombie I’ve ever seen.

• • Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

• • Hi, I have big feet.

• • I’m single and desolate. Can you help me?

• • Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you’d be a FINEapple!

• • Can I copy your dance moves?

• • Are you a model?

• • I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.

• • You’re ‘No Parking’ right? Just trying to guess your sign.