Pick-Up Lines
Geeky Pick Up Lines
Are you a fan of the American Series “The Big Bang Theory” wherein the actors are Geeky yet funny at the same time? Then you are in for a smart ride because I have prepared pick-up lines just for you! Geeky Pick Up Lines are for all ages suitable for any occasion. Whether you’re a nerd or a geek, it’s all the same! The reason why you’re here is to indulge yourself with a huge collection of nerdy and geeky pick-up lines, right?
Unleash the brainy persona in you and spread the flirty yet dorky punch lines in this collection like wildfire!
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- Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
- Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.
- Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
- Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
- Hey girl, are you gold? Because I’m in Au of your beauty.
- If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
- Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
- Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
- Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
- You’re sweeter than fructose.
- A woman has 209 bones in her body do you want me to give you another one?
- Do you like the internet? Cause I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- You make my software turn into hardware!
- You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
- You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
- Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.
- You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
- Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
- You’re more special than relativity.
- My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
- How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
- If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
- You’re so pretty, I wouldn’t even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
- I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
- I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Let’s hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod.
- Whenever you and me get together, it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
- My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal’s force. Can you feel it? I’ll move closer if you can’t.
TOP 20 Geeky Pick Up Lines
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- Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
- If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
- Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
- I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
- Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
- Our love is like dividing by zero . . . you cannot define it.
- You’re like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life.
- Are you Google Glass? ‘Cause you augment my reality.
- Do you read Harry Potter? Your smile is like expelliarmus. Simple yet disarming.
- I always thought love was an abstract class until you made an instance of it.
- I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
- I’d like to be your derivative… So I could be tangent to those curves.
- My love is like a fractal… It goes on forever!
- You must be a 90º angle… ‘Cause you’re looking right!
- I hear you don’t like fractions… So will you let me be your other half?
- I don’t like my current girlfriend… Mind if I do a you-substitution?
- If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote … ‘Cause I always tend toward you!
- My love for you is like an exponential curve… It’s unbounded.
- You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
- If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Hilarious Geeky Pick Up Lines
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If you were sine squared I’d be cosine squared… And together we would be one!
- Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
- I know you like adding numbers… So could you please add yours to my contacts?
- According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your body heat with me.
- My love for you is like √(-1)… Complex, but not imaginary!
- I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me
- You must be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
- I lava you! Do you lava me?
- Excuse me, but I’m having trouble walking. I think I’ve fallen harder for you than Bran Stark.
- Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind-blowing?
- I’m no Star Lord, but you’ve got my pelvic sorcery hooked on a feeling.
- You look more like a Romulan, but I’d mind meld with you any day.
- Are you from Mordor? Because you could melt my precious.
- Are you from Krypton, too, or are you just naturally super?
- It’s a good thing we’re not Lannisters, because you look nothing like my sister.
- Do you have the AllSpark? Because you’re making my pants transform.
- I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That’s why I had to use a simile.
- Are you my homework? Because I’d have to do you hard on my table the whole night.
- You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct usage of grammar.
- I think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner in you.
- If I was a drum, I’d let you bang me all day long!
- Are you high test score? Because I just want to take you home and show you to my parents.
- Me without you is like a nerd without braces.
- I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
- Your name must be Andromeda, because we are destined to collide.
- I used to be able to recite the English alphabet before we me. Now, I can’t get past “u.”
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