Pick-Up Lines
Christian Pick Up Lines
One of the gifts that God has given us is to be able to make someone smile. As Christians, one of best ways to make someone smile is through funny Christian pick-up lines. Well you can use what you learn from your religious beliefs and use it as lines to your small group! Yeah they must be sometimes cheesy, but for as long as you can get good laughs from your peers then that’s all that matters.! Some pick-up lines won’t work at all times, but no matter what happens it still is a great way to spend your time with your group. Pick-up lines are so funny that they might be God-given!
Here are some of Christian pick up lines that you can choose from:
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- I’d marry Leah if it meant I’d also get to marry you.
- You… complete me. That is, after Jesus completes me. You’re like the gluten in my communion bread.
- You must be a Bible verse, because I can’t stop memorizing you.
- As Christians, shouldn’t we honor all Scripture? Let’s start with 2 Corinthians 13:12.
- I just want you to know, I’m praying for you… No, I’m praying “FOR” you.
- The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I’ve prayed … and here you are.
- High, I’m Will, God’s will!
- Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.
- I’m a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a Proverbs 31 kinda woman.
- I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem.
- I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by “greet one another with a holy kiss?”
- My parents are home, wanna come over?
- Do you need prayer? Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you.
- If we were around with Noah … then you, me … pair!
- It’s obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
- Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles, and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for two people.
- How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
- Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.
- You are perfect, except with all the sin.
- You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.
- I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parents’ basement, but I swear to you I’m storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.
Best Christian pick up lines
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- I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.
- On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical considering they came from one.
- You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.
- You must be Egyptian because I’m a slave for you.
- I feel like God’s telling me that you should go on a date with me.
- Ten percent of me is 100 percent certain that I can give you 10 percent of my heart forever.
- Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.
- Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are 3 years into marriage by now… just settle for me.
- I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you… and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder
- I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.
- What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list?
- Want to practice speaking in tongues with me? Here’s my number… Call me if you need prayer.
- Is your name Faith? Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.
- I’m no Joseph… perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?
- I didn’t know angels flew this low.
- When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
- I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
- I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.
- Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
- I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
Funny Christian pick up lines
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- You can call me Pharaoh. Cause I will never let you go.
- Hey girl, am I on the road to Damascus? Cause your beauty is blinding!
- I was gonna read proverbs 31, then I realized I could just study you instead.
- We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well,…. the spirit led me straight to you.
- Hey, I’m Will. God’s ‘will’ for you.
- You had me at, “I prayed for you today”
- Are you one of Job’s daughters? Cause you’re twice as beautiful as any other girl I’ve ever seen.
- You ➡️Me ➡️Song of Songs ➡️ The remix.
- How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
- Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.
- You put the ‘stud’ in the Bible study.
- You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.
- So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized… I don’t have yours!
- Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
- For you I would slay two Goliath’s.
- I believe one of my ribs belong to you.
- Is your name grace? Because you are AMAZING!
- When “God saw that it was good” I think He was referring to you.
- I would say “God Bless You” but it looks like He already has… 🙂
- The only thing more organic than this coffee is the chemistry God’s put between you and me.
