Clever pick up lines

• • If you held up 8 roses in the mirror, you would be able to see the 9 most beautiful things in the world.

• • Hey gorgeous ! I’ve just finished studying the book of numbers. But I noticed I don’t have yours.

• • You make me wish I weren’t gay!

• • Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what that’s made of? Boyfriend material.

• • Your eyes are clearer than the ocean. I can see right through to your soul.

• • Hey baby, do you believe in love at the first sight, or should I walk by again.

• • When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

• • You must be the square root of two. Cause I feel irrational around you.

• • My friend over there thinks you’re kind of cute, but I don’t think so. I think you’re gorgeous.

• • Hey pretty, do you wanna date me? Yes=Smile. No=Backflip.

• • I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?

• • You’re my favorite weakness!

• • Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite one.

• • Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?

• • What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

• • You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.

Great selection of Clever pick up lines

• • If I followed you home tonight, would you promise to keep me?

• • Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.

• • I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.

• • I really envy the coffee cup that’s lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.

• • Are you a beaver? Cause dam!

• • Hey girl, I heard you were looking for a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.

• • How about we flip a coin? If it lands on heads, you’re mine. If it lands on tails, I’m all yours.

• • Our smiles should touch now!

• • Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are be au ti Full.

• • Do you happen to love water? Good. That means that you love 80% of me.

• • Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

• • With guns like these who needs a phaser?

• • I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

• • Even the sun is jealous of the way you shine.

• • If I were to look in the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.

• • I’m Not Actually This Tall. I’m Sitting on My Wallet.

• • Are you related to Yoda? Cause YODALICIOUS.

• • If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.

The last 15 of Clever pick up lines

• • No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

• • Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.

• • I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

• • I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated with you.

• • Is your name Wi-Fi? Cause I’m feeling a connection.

• • I want you to be my emergency contact person.

• • If I were a stoplight, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

• • If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you’d be able to travel back in time, no problem.

• • I’m inFATuated with you!

• • I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.

• • Please stop looking so attractive, I’m trying to stop liking you.

• • I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly. Because I like you!

• • You’re my cup of tea.

• • Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us.

• • Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!